Names.

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 07/19/2016 at 09:27 • Filed to: None

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Chevy needs to bring back the “Roadmaster” nameplate. Such an epic name for a vehicle. Road master. The master of the roads. Fuck yeah.

Also stuff that ends with “Ultra” like Park Avenue Ultra or Lacrosse Ultra. Fuckin’ ULTRA. The best. THE BEST. IT’S THE ULTRA.

And Cadillac needs to quit being BMW and bring back Seville, Deville, Eldorado, and shit that has “brougham” in the name. Caddy nameplates should be three feet long and read like a Panic at the Disco song title. “El Dorado Sport Touring Coupe Brougham” hell the fuck yeah.

‘Murica

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 09:32

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Buick.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 09:34

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Unfortunately, you know that if they do it will be a trim level on the Enclave.

Stapleface > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 09:35

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Except for, you know, Roadmaster was a Buick nameplate. ;)

The other automaker that needs to bring back names is Acura. Legend, Integra, Vigor. Those were all great names.

Cherry_man1 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 09:35

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They need to give the SS before it dies it’s proper name......Chevelle.

Where have all the lightweights gone? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 09:37

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The only way it’ll be complete is with this license plate.

Mayyybe this one instead.

Wheelerguy > Cherry_man1 07/19/2016 at 09:37

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I was saying exactly that! But before that, make a 2-door version so they can shove it to BMW and their M6.

Your boy, BJR > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/19/2016 at 09:38

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The Enclave is nice as hell. I’d be okay with that.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Your boy, BJR 07/19/2016 at 09:40

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How can you master the road without front bench seats?

Cash Rewards > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 09:43

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-says Cadillac needs to stop being BMW

-says Cadillac needs to have car names that are the feet long.

I think you’re confused about what you’re asking for.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/19/2016 at 09:44

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The Enclave is the modern analogue of the Roadmaster so I’m totally ok with that. Super nice cars.

jimz > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 09:45

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I won’t rest until I can buy a new Mercury Turnpike Cruiser.

CalzoneGolem > Where have all the lightweights gone? 07/19/2016 at 09:56

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Bam! Right in the nostalgia!

Best tape I ever owned.

smobgirl > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 10:12

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There’s a house around the corner from me that seems to base their car purchases on the AOTD list of most misleading model names. I giggle every time I pass the Suzuki Swift and Ford Aspire in their driveway.

wafflesnfalafel > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/19/2016 at 10:13

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“what do you drive?”

“I drive an Enclave f’n ROADMASTER”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 10:17

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I think Invicta would be a good name to revive.

crowmolly > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 10:27

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Is the GNX back yet? No?

Then nothing else matters.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > wafflesnfalafel 07/19/2016 at 10:31

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My next and probably last car will be a last-gen Roadmaster wagon. LS and manual swap and that should leave me set for life.

Mercedes Streeter > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 10:37

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I want stupidly descriptive badges to come back!!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Mercedes Streeter 07/19/2016 at 10:50

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“De Luxe” needs to come back, as well. “Cadillac El Dorado Brougham DeLuxe Touring Coupe”. Imagine what a car would look like with that name if made nowadays. It would be bonkers.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 11:57

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I agreed with all of that except for caddy. They’ve been trying for 17 years to get rid of the stigma of older Cadillacs, and those name will just st push that hard work back 10 years.

Mercedes Streeter > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 13:29

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I LOVE naming like that. It sucks everyone is trying to go for the alphabet soup that German brands use. Like, Cadillac’s names are classy as hell.

ranwhenparked > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/19/2016 at 21:30

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Of course, Roadmaster was always a Buick, but, definitely badass. Better yet, Roadmaster Riviera.